I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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