so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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