A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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