is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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