don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Randomize
