Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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