I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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