You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
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