i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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