I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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