they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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