I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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