whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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