you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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