Operation Purity has been aborted
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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