Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
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