Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
my being single is dangerous.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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