They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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