Why are handjobs necessary in class?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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