Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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