oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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