Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
