You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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