your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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