2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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