I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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