Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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