Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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