Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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