i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
