susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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