We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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