But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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