Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
My brain says no but my pants say off.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Randomize
