I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Randomize
