I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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