Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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