I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
