so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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