dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you would pick up someone in the library
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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