I wannas sexs uuuuu
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Enjoy the penises
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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