It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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