So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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