She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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