Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
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