kristin has been a bad kristin
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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