At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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