Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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