Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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