Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
