he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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