Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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