Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
My dick has a subreddit
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize