FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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