I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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