I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
she looked like the before picture.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Randomize
